1. if you are quick to refer to guys as being
jobless or broke at any slight attack ‘cos an
average gold digger will refer to guys as
being broke especially in a thread like this.
My dear, you are a gold digger.
2. If a dude walks up to you and you
embarrassed him but the moment you see
him driving a car, you start being nice,
thereby showing signs of remorse. My dear,
you are a gold digger.
3. When you visit a dude and you believe it’s
mandatory he always pays for your visit else
you wont visit him anymore. You are a gold
4. If you are the type that always says you
don’t call guys with your recharge card. An
atom of gold digging will definitely be in
5. if you are lazy and you think you have to
hustle less a lady thereby waiting for a dude
that will come from nowhere and carry all
your financial burden because you are a
lady. You are a gold digger.
6. When you are so concerned about
receiving than giving, you are a gold digger.
7. When a guy calls you and he avoids
asking why you haven’t called him ‘cos he
knows you will definitely say you’ve got no
recharge card and that he should send to
you after dropping the call. You are a gold
8. if you suddenly become being nice to a
dude because your BIS will expire very soon.
You are a gold digger.
9. If you tax different species of guys for
money because you want to replace your
phone. You are a gold digger.
10. If the only criterial for selecting your
dream man is only based on the weight of
his pocket and nothing more. My dear, you
are a gold digger at PhD level.