Story written by towoju oluwande
The following day Ifeoma was the first person to greet me on my way to the office. When I got there, I received a call from Titilayo
Me: my bae
Titilayo: Mike, you don’t call me lately these days or is it that those girls in that church are deceiving you?
Me: Bae, those girls wan scatter my medulla oblongata. If only you see the sizes and shapes……
Titilayo: dem wan die (she laughs) how are you loverboy?
Me: I am doing just fine.
Titilayo: good news mike. My visa has been approved.
Me: (sighs) I am happy for you. But ……
Titilayo: but what dear? Are you not happy for me?
Me: I am happy but I wished you will come to Ibadan immediately after your youth service.
Titilayo: where do you think I am speaking from? For your info, I am in Ibadan.
Me: what You got to IB and you didn’t tell me
Titilayo: meet me at my Aunt place.
Me: send me the address
Titilayo: I will (call ends)
As soon as I got the message I discovered that the place was where I was living I called her immediately
Me: Titilayo, how are you related to Mrs Adedokun?
Titilayo: do you know her?
Me: she is the one I am living with.
Titilayo: that’s good. She is my Uncle’s wife. I just came in some minutes ago. So what should I prepare for you my husband?
Me: your pu33y.
Titilayo: ok will be waiting for you.
As soon as the call ends, I received an SMS from Ifeoma “I want to Bleep you tonite” when I read it I was shocked because both Titilayo and Ifeoma will be at home together; then I deleted it from my phone.
I decided to close from the church late but not until I was having persistent calls from my bae, and Mrs Adedokun. When I got into the compound, I wanted to sneak to my apartment but Ifeoma was hiding at the shrubs. When I passed there, she grabbed my hands and pulled me in
Ifeoma: Mike why did you come late?
Me: nothing just that I’ve been busy
Ifeoma: please Bleep me. I’m Hot.
Me: don’t kill me o. my bae is around.
Ifeoma: your bae? I didn’t see anyone in your apartment today.
Me: she is in your house
Ifeoma: what Titilayo is your girlfriend
Me: perfectly sure.
Ifeoma: I don’t care. All I want is that I want you to Bleep me and Bleep me now.
Me: (begging) you see as soon as the light in my apartment comes on, she will come to my place and I don’t want anything to happen. Besides you both are in – laws. I will make it up to you.
To Be Continued…